Where Are You Bitches !!!!!!
Posted by Tevin Allen on Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Under: Hot Messes !

Im finding it very difficult to write stories lately..... its not that im busy or anything for i am an amazing multi-tasker but its just that stupid celebrity news is slow these days.....i depend on certain people to make writing shit easier but they are falling a lil bit short...whats the problem?.......i see the fame whore kate gosselin and i have covered crack star Lindsey lohan .....i need the rest of you to do your part also...where have all the other hot messes gone? do i have to fly to damn malibu and hand Britney Spears a razor, some shaving cream and a case off red bull to get a story...get your shyt together gurl i know Lindsey have ...she is making it so easy for me why cant you....at least slip up once i miss the old Britney in some ways :(....and another thing i dont know if everyone in hollywood has started wearing underwear but its been a while since iv see a good old-fashioned crotch getting out of a limo and snapped and shown on TMZ or wherever ...............come on young hollywood im depending on you and would damn appreciate some effort.............................your move Tara Reid :)
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