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SOooooo Sorrie :(

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:23:21 +0100

Well guess who has been a bad blogger ...me..sads :(.....i havnt blogged in ages like since May and i apologise for that i have seen the facebook messages all 8000 of em and i try to answer as much as possible and for the ones that i have deleted im sorry for that too :(...well its been a whirlwind with celebrity news that i need to catch up on like mad serious but im at work so i cant give the true juice cas you know this is where you get the fact...no concentrate lol :)...well the next time i blog im gonna rap up everything from The Hills coming to a close...*finally*....Celine Dions twins.....Kristins drug rumors...Lindsanitys outrage......Chris Broown at the BET awards and the BET awards over all , from Nicki Minaj and her fat ass taking over the rap indstry and our well my heart ..awww <3 *love that woman *..................imma rap up the lame season of Dance Your Ass Off 2 im gonna talk about the new season of Jerseylicious im gonna tell it all i have a damn ear full so get your fucking popcorn and your root beer cas its about to go down on my web page August % you better be there or be square imma put it on my msn my facebook my twitter all the shit i have......imma be live on Ustream to take yall questions too like one on one because i miss those days for sure :( bt the blog master is back and will not be held liable for any feelings that is hurt cas as you know JOJO dont care hahhaha :)...imma tell it all like it is and how it is no hold backs...o tell your friends if you have to tell your mom dad boyfriend or girlfriend ....let em knowTevins back and with a vengeance cas its gonna go down August 5 ....for 8 hours straight non stop...imma be on TWITTER imma be on FACEBOOK imma be on USTREAM LIVE .....imma be on MSN , EMAIL , PHONE CALLS the whole enchalada babies so just gear up for the most defining moment in the worlds history so see yah then but until then ill try and answer the FB messages and the emails and the twitter direct messages....my mailbox is mad full so i have to answr them and get rid so watch out cas im comin to your mailbox......later peeps so until then spread the word and meet yah there......plus because my shows are sold out Ustream gives me a certain amout at a time so its gonna be like VIP onlii so if you wanna see me live and chat with me onlii 1000 will be allowed after that zitch its over sorry for any inconvenience right :(....make your reservations cas the room will be filled in no time D:.......link me on the Teflex email with any questions at teflex@hotmail.com okay so until then two fingers up \ / <3...............signed *management *

Patrick VS Crudjo Fight !!!!!

Fri, 14 May 2010 03:27:42 +0100

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Okay trust me im gonna have a pleasure in writing about this hehe :).....in my testicly dense penitentiary that i call a school fights are nothing but the norm in fact the sluts at my school find it amusing to watch while crazy ass testosterone ridden virgins let off some steam in an old fashion fist off ...funny huh ? well while i was sadly missed from school two such virgins got into quite the tiff and showed who is top dog and who is just a pussy.......the fight was between steroids ridden Patrick Marson and African mongrel Crudjo Bryan.....this fight could have went either way but seemingly Patrick had the upper hand. From what i heard right from the horses mouth that some shoes thieving took place and obv the black guy is gonna be blamed...go figures :)...they confronted each other fists were thrown ,a bitch got trampled and hockey tossed like a slut but this is just the start....after both dude and dudette cooled down they went at it again but this time it was a lil more risque....oooooooooh :).......Apparently Pat was in the boys bathroom taking a piss when Crudjo came in to get at it again....Firstly why did he thought of that time to make his move?....Hey Crudjo this aint some black on black orgy titled" Pat vs Crudg Take You Down Teen edition" so if you do swing that way hence take it in the bunny thn i doubt Patrick is the same.....Im friends with one of these guys and that is Patrick and the other not so much....I think his face is gross i can hardly understand his language sometimes and besides im allergic to ugly anyways.....Okii back to the story after Crudgo approach him doing what is describe by Patrick as sexual harassment he got the shit beat out of him in the bathroom and leaving that point got a few blows to the face with a iron hahahahahahahhahahah i love it.....well theres a few things that i get outta this story... 1 crudjo aint as tough as he looks {LOSER}..2Crudjo makes me laugh with this big ass patch covering the hole in his disgusting canvas called a face ...3 Pray for my life when around Patrick and he has an iron :)...4 Know who your real friends are :)....after all these two jackasses are friends okay and to see a friendship end like this makes me giggle inside ....i love a good end to a show and this was perfect they both went out with a bang pretty much....You fucked him up Patrick & Kudos :)...Crudjo on the other hand hahahah shut the fuck up and sit you ass down cause you a crazy bitch and you got yo ass whooped :D.....to give your thoughts on this fight link my amigo Patrick on facebook his name is Patrick Marson congratulate him on defeating the hulk and tell him what you think about his victory...thas a pic of the thick chested steroids whore right there and there is the spitting image of Crudjo on the other side but hes too cheap and urban to own a computer ...ill be doing a collection of any amount to give him as a token of my gratitude for looking so damn ugly and being my daily joke...ill give it to him so he can go to the internet cafe nearby him and maybe learn to use one of these things so help him out ..until then.......two fingers up \ /

Guess Whose Testicles Got These A-Listers Feuding :D

Fri, 14 May 2010 02:50:11 +0100

OMG the claws are out with these two leading ladyz over a man...a God damn man:)...to think two lady of such caliber and class would have a lil more dignity that to argue over a man is pathetic...well one of them is....the story that is growing in notoriety is that Kate is all upset at Cameron for dating her ex Arod the baseball player or whatever he does :P...but what makes her look so dumb in my eyes is the tag line EX......this girl is all hot headed because she thinks Cameron is getting baq at her for dating JT so she dated her ex...i would have more respect for you Kate if you grew some damn balls and attack Cammy then i would be impressed ...and dont even dare say your not that type of girl because you have done all the low class stunts all ready all that is left to do is for you to get out your earrings oil under your eye and get ready to fight which im sure you would want :)...What can this guy have that you are so jealous of Cameron you are willing to make public insults at her how low?....im sick you this girls non-sense and if i see another story about this matter ill fucking shoot myself like no joke...these women need to grab themselves together because they are missing the opportunity of standing as women united and as one....but if it was up to me to settle this dispute i would get them in a chocolate ring in the Yankees stadium im mediating with a packed audience and then let them go at it ...kill each other for crying out loud at least some finalization will come for they cant fight forever...i love em both but Kate just let me down right here ....Get over it Kate your days with the baseball stud are over its Cameron turn so shut the fuck up about it and stop looking like a crazy jealous ass bitch who is lonely......ahh these Hollywood starlets :( *shrugs*....give me ur thoughts on this doozy at my facebook or my twitter on the urls on my home page...see yah then ....two fingers up \ /

Hills Bitches Are So Predictable!!!!

Fri, 14 May 2010 02:25:39 +0100

These Hills bitches are so predictable its like so crazy and quite honestly im getting tired of writing about them.....its is apparent that Lo Bosworth after the Hills has a book deal in the making called "The Lo Down".....this book is all about relationships and love and her escapades the whole enchilada. These idiots will do whatever they have to while the Hills notoriety is hot okii and her best way is to go out like Lauren did...but news flash Lo LC has fans and you dont...besides who wants to read a book about a no talent reality whore who cant keep a steady life of her own yet a relationship to give someone else advice paleese......these ppl are behaving like chickens with their heads cut off its ridic but im loving every minute of it for im guessing it not over yet...if these bitches are going crazy now imagine when its time for the final episode hahahhahahaah whose excited?.....two fingers up \ /

Night With Kendra Is Out !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 14 May 2010 01:59:56 +0100

Well this is embarrassing......it is apparent that Kendra"s new sex tape is on the market :)...its on sale endorsing by vivid entertainment....i have nothing bad to say about this issue because sex tapes in Hollywood is like the norm so all i can say is "good luck with the sales Kendra and i hope your marriage last when this is all over :)"...i will never wanna see these two lovebirds break -up let alone get a divorce for they are so perfect for each other :)...i just hope everything works out for the best :D But for you guy's entertainment well males and lesbos of course.......check out the latest pics from that sex tape...it looks a lil boring most ppl say but who knows.....Kendra is a handful so maybe the actual tape is an explosion......do you think their marriage will last?...send me ur thoughts on my facebook and my twitter on the url on my home page :) until then....two fingers up \ /

Is Miley The Next Jenna Jamieson :S

Fri, 14 May 2010 01:51:36 +0100

Quite frankly i didnt wanted to write anything at all about this girl because im a fan and hence it wouldnt seem loyal but since she did slip up in my eyes 1 and i have to stick to the motto of my website 2 nobody is excluded.....lets get started :(.....The teen pop sensation has been making headlines about her rendezvous with 45 year old Adam Shakmam or whatever his name his....the Cant Be Tamed star was seen shaking her stuff in a very provocative way on The Last Song director....okay i promote "daggering" but not when its too risque.....i describe her run in with his wrinkled penis as a kitten attack.......she maybe having fun but thats not the type of fun she should be having with a man like that who should be blamed as well for he looked as if he was enjoying it....isnt he married or something?.......i think he should be ashamed of himself for have handled the situation like that i was disgusted at how he was behaving....the video caught on tmz later yesterday showed a party girl Miley giving the Director a lap dance or so to speak.......all i can say is i hope it never happens again because i turned up my nose on it.......ps sorry for not getting it in as how i wanted to but i cant allow myself to talk shit about her its just too hard.....i dont give a fuck what other people may say about her im still by her side so ROCK ON MILEY:D....and if you see this blog on my facebook a want me to remove thn just say .....but because i havnt gotten my feelings out that doesnt mean you guys dont have to...send me what you think on this matter on my facebook or twitter links at my home page until then....two fingers up \ /

Stiill Going Strong :)

Fri, 14 May 2010 01:26:40 +0100

Who would have thought that after the storm these two would still be together?....not me :(...but surprisingly they are and are going strong :)...thats good for them and in my eyes it is especially good that its not all crazy in these infidelity garbage that has been rocking Hollywood....dont forget that God dont like divorce ppl so do as he expects you to :)...im happy for em and hope that this marriage will last because im a fan of the Fergie Bus for sure :)...rock on mami you FERGILICIOS <3....two fingers up \ /

Watch Your Back B You Got Competiton :D

Fri, 14 May 2010 01:08:16 +0100

This damn word is getting to the best of the wasteful minds of modern kids....i blame Sasha for it :(....seemingly these sluts called "children" have made a lasting impression on this rake of audience with their somewhat sexy routine of the queen diva herself leading single from her latest album "I Am.....Sasha Fierce....Single Ladies...it is very prominent that people try to copy the songstress but with these kids they are taking it to another level...a level that i dont see fit for their age but who am i to judge?...im guessing their parents have agreed on this ship so what tha heck?...these gang of sluts made their mark at a televised show somewhere that i myself dont care of.......im sick of these kids growing up to fast...slow down and get those raging hormones in check....im sick of you whores trying to make it big with sexy moves taught to you by a slut mutt themselves.....parents get a hold of your children because i know that no parent at all would b e happy to see their child do nothing like this at this age that i know of....yall need to get a hold of the age of slutiness because clearly this is not it :(.....but on a brighter note though they did get the crowd all hyped up and im hoping its the song and not the dance moves.....send me your thoughts on this video on the right.....is it okay or adult risque? link me on my facebook or twitter url on my home page and let me know whats up........two fingers up \ /

Who The Hell is K-Strass!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 14 May 2010 00:52:38 +0100

Okay people these days are too hungry for god damn fame its ridic...this idiot is so greedy for that he is willing to make a fool of himself on national television "trying" emphasis on trying to kick of a yoyo career?...this story is so stupid to me im having a lousy ass time writing about it.....it irritates me im not gonna lie for im feeling punching the damn screen to show how annoying it is...i choose to put up one hot mess not two because the other video it gets to my like crazy and if i even force myself to watch that rubbish again i wont make it to see my friends tomorrow so watch while that jackass makes a fool of himself....what was funny to see was how that no yoyo yoing talent loser got slapped in the face with it hahahha it was hilar...he supposedly goes by the name of K-Strass ...what tha hell is that name about?....fist your eyes on this mayhem on the right :)...send me your thoughts to my facebook or tweet me on my twitter using the links on my homepage on that doozy but two things we all can agree on ....he has no yoyo talent hence no career and two how stupid he looks in that clown outfit :).........two fingers up \ /

No More Spiedi...FINALLY!!!!!

Fri, 14 May 2010 00:41:46 +0100

These two idiots who i hear in recent news shacked up their disgusting Pacific home with crystals and pain killers and i suppose their latest publicity stunt...it is rumored that these two jackasses are not apart of The Hills season finale for some dispute between plastic surgery freak of nature husband and the show's producer Adam Divello ...im sick and tired of these two ass holes its like a relief that they will be disappearing shortly....kudos to her idiotic loser called a husband..i think that he is a damn psychotic freak and he is crazy...i am or havnt been a fan of these two idiots from the get go for i knew from i saw her that shell be the shows dummy.....thank god Laurens gone and get rid of this drawn out garbage...looking forward to the finale tho two reasons #1 they wont be on it and #2 i hear that is drama packed for all the fame hungry losers like these two will be heating it up for a spin-off but sadly i doubt it would happen ...thank God...two fingers up \ /